Rolf Parker
new t-shirts and ancient artifacts
Dr. Balderdash (aka Rolf Parker) Dean of the University of Brattleboro
The Oldest Non-Existent University in New England
Unlike many Archeology Deparments, the University of Brattleboro has no moral qualms about selling the ancient artifacts we work trelessly to discover. This is how we fund all the fun and free community events that we organize such as the “UFO ALIEN CRASH SITE”, the “GREAT BIG DINO BONE”, the “THIRD THURSDAY POETRY SERIES” and the “MAKE, TUNE, PLAY: LEVI FULLER EXTRAVAGANZA”.
To learn more about our events check out www.universityofbrattleboro.com.
OR To inquire about or treasure hunts or to obtain a diploma, text or call the Dean at 802 451-8151
Good Luck Charm
Artifact or hoax object from the supposedly lost city of Ebarb elatro. Either way it is a steal at only $25.
Sold by the Archeology Department of the University of Brattleboro.
